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Ever Wondered What A Porno by Wes Anderson Would Be Like?

A Pornographic Film by Wes Anderson If you're a Wes Anderson fan, such as myself, you will appreciate his shooting styles and his dialogue as well as his colourful sceneries. Upon browsing the internet I came

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A Pornographic Film by Wes Anderson

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If you’re a Wes Anderson fan, such as myself, you will appreciate his shooting styles and his dialogue as well as his colourful sceneries. Upon browsing the internet I came across this treasure, A Porno by Wes Anderson. It isn’t actually directed by Wes Anderson, but brought to us by some guys that go by the name of NACHO PUNCH, and it’s merely a take on what a porno would look like if he was to direct one.

It’s pretty funny, and totally what you would expect from a Wes Anderson porno, with a play on words, as always in any porno, Chapter 1: The Grand Sausage Pizza and untypical scoring which is far from that cheesy typical porn music, what is also known as porn groove (lol), but instead his Elizabethan, Tudor-esque musical score, which makes the porn seem ‘ever so’. The narrator (and may I add, which porno has a narrator?) and actors have an exceptional script, which compared to the usual illiterate sounds, makes it all more Wes Anderson like. Not to mention the pizza guy looks awfully similar to Luke Wilson who starred in The Royal Tenenbaums.

So, the pizza guy, we know him as Sebastian, and the girl, Violet, have just became acquainted and off they go to their indoor teepee… wait, what? Indoor teepee? That is SO Wes.

Sebastian: “That’s a small tent”  
Violet: “Do you think you’ll fit inside”

Typically in a Wes Anderson film we will see contents of somebody’s pocket, or their desk drawer, or something or other, described to the teeny tiniest detail, neatly placed out as we look down at it from birdseye view and it’s no different in the porno too!

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Chapter 2: The Curious Plumber
This is my favourite part of the porno as the plumber, an Owen Wilson type character with the same Owen Wilson type accent, arrives at the doors of the teepee…

Anyway, I’ll let you guys watch it and have a giggle for yourself, perhaps its NSFW, but then again, it doesn’t sound like a proper porno.

hannah@theblackandwhiteedit.co.uk

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